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FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, PESANTS, LEND ME YOUR EYEBALLS. PLEASE FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS GORGEOUS BEAUTY. SHE IS 21. Miss Jessalyn Elyse, we met when we were 11. We’ve been through thick and thin and gotten each other into and out of issues. You were friends with me through all of The Great Scene Phase of 2007/2008 and you’re still here, so thank you for that. Jess, mah main ho, I love you a lot and I could write Shakespearian sonnets about your grace, beauty, and the love I have for you. Seriously, we’re gonna raise the best puppies together. Girl, for being best friends for almost ten years, we have like, three photos together. So instead, enjoy a collage of your best snapchats and be grateful I didn’t have my middle school yearbooks or my harddrives with the Quadratic Formula video. We’re gonna have the best joint 21 birthday the universe has ever seen. Get turnt, my dear. You deserve it. I only wish I was there turnin up with you.
EVERYONE! PLEASE GO AND WISH 
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THE HAPPIEST OF 21STS! 

FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, PESANTS, LEND ME YOUR EYEBALLS. PLEASE FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS GORGEOUS BEAUTY. SHE IS 21. Miss Jessalyn Elyse, we met when we were 11. We’ve been through thick and thin and gotten each other into and out of issues. You were friends with me through all of The Great Scene Phase of 2007/2008 and you’re still here, so thank you for that. Jess, mah main ho, I love you a lot and I could write Shakespearian sonnets about your grace, beauty, and the love I have for you. Seriously, we’re gonna raise the best puppies together. Girl, for being best friends for almost ten years, we have like, three photos together. So instead, enjoy a collage of your best snapchats and be grateful I didn’t have my middle school yearbooks or my harddrives with the Quadratic Formula video. We’re gonna have the best joint 21 birthday the universe has ever seen. Get turnt, my dear. You deserve it. I only wish I was there turnin up with you.

EVERYONE! PLEASE GO AND WISH 

flowerstrickensunlight

THE HAPPIEST OF 21STS! 

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wickedclothes:

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littlecatlady:

I have a new item in my Etsy shop!!! 

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Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy. By Aziz Ansari (via tastefullyoffensive)